Wednesday, January 30, 2008

No Pictures but Plenty of Placenta

I apologize for another pictureless posting since I know everyone only visits to see the pics of Mya. The camera is in hiatus while we get the move on. But please, wipe your eyes and prepare to be dazzled by my terribly incomplete grasp of the english language.

The boxes continue to pile up around us and soon box forts will be plentiful. Our move takes place in about 10 days. SLC ain't ready for the kind of craziness bombs I'm gonna drop. Now that you have reached the half way point take a minute for an intermission dance party!!!

I hope you sufficently found your groove thing and then was quick to get upon the aforementioned groove. A reminder to everyone: Valentine's Day is coming up, so don't forget to purchase many heart shaped items. We should put shapes to more holidays. I think that Mother's Day could be the shape of a womb, kind of oblong or something, and just think of the candy you could put into it! Everyone post their ideas for womb candy. I would get one with achocolate umbilical cord and caramel placenta. I would love to see that commercial. "Mmm, Mmm, that's a delicious placenta!!"

I hope you all are now thinking of your mother's womb and what candy can be put into it. But for now free womb candy to you all!!!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

This Train is Leaving the Station

Saturday is a special day!! Welcome to the weekend everyone, I am enjoying this weekend because my last day of work was Friday. Come Monday I will be jumping on the unemployment train. Choo-Choo!!! Or as Ralph Wiggum would say, "You choo-choo choose me."
We are going to keep up the packing and get ready for the move. We are going to move to Salt Lake City, for all those who were curious. I look forward to moving large boxes in a snow storm.
As for this weekend, I will spend my time watching PBS. There is always a great show on about fish or something. Karissa brought up a good point last time we watched PBS. Should we really watch PBS if we never make donations to their many telethons? This is a question for you all to discuss while you wait for the next fun filled blog.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

WWTIHD? (What Would The Incredible Hulk Do?)




Welcome to the 2007 award winning blog!! I had to take time off to celebrate but now we are back to get that groove thang a shakin'. Karissa and I are currently in the process of getting ready to move to Utah, being laid off sure is fun! I would like to thank my company for the absence of severance.

Aside from the whole moving thing all is regular for us, ya know, sex, drugs, & rock n' roll. Mya is out growing everything she owns, so her clothes make her look like the incredible hulk. You won't like Mya when she is angry!! Notice the picture, just like the Hulk, the pants always stay on. This is all for now but be prepared, the laughs keep rolling with the Berndt's. See ya'll real soon!