Mya of the Carribean: Cursed Nipples of Fortune

I know I have slacked in my blogging efforts but ye behold, the World shall be blessed with another blog entry. There was much rejoicing!! As you can see from the video, Miss Mya is walking. Now she looks like a drunken sailor baby. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a baby's life for me. Pass the bottle around but bring your own nipples! Well it is becoming spring and the weather is getting warmer, it also means that we are about a week away from Mya's 1st birthday. I would like to congratulate Mya on her perseverance through her first year of life. Not an easy job considering the father. If anyone wants to get her a present, then she really wants a new Macbook. I will post pictures of the wicked party that is going to go down. But goodbye for now, and a merry June to you all.

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Hola to you all and a happy Cinco de Mayo!!! I am sure that you all have big plans involving tacos or queso in some form. This week I find myself in an interesting situation. Mya and I are alone for the whole week since Karissa is on a business trip to Ohio. Karissa told me that if Mya starts to walk when she is away, to push her down, and stop her. So this week I am on the look out to stunt any growth my child might make. One of the simple joy's of parenting. Mother's day is coming up and as some of you may recall the idea of womb candy was blogged about previously. Anyone that reads this needs to share with everyone else their ideas for their mom. Then we can compare to see who is a good child and who is not, it will be awesome. But before we even get to the Mom's, let us party with mucho ranchero musique y grande pinatas. Ole!!