Parfait or NPR?

I am grateful to say that nothing is going on in my life. Beside the fun of watching Mya drool on everything and going to work, not much happens. When I am at work though I started listening to NPR. You may be mocking me right now, but you try it and then thank me in an e-card later. You ever meet someone that tries NPR and then says,"No, I don't like no NPR"?
When I listen to all the things around the world, it made me happy to say nothing is going on. Our little family is doing well and Mya is in the 97th percentile for all metrics. I think she is 6'8", about 210 now. I am raising her like a communist Russian athlete, lots of running in snow and steriods. Everything I ever learned I learned from "Rocky IV". Everyone take a moment to remember Apollo.......

Let us all wipe the tears from our eyes and get on to listening to NPR while eating parfait in the snow. I think that is a good recap of what has been said.
Politics is a big deal, especially if your a LDS member, everyone talking about Romney and being a Mormon. Who cares what religion a president may be, I am more concerned with him getting his home teaching done. How does the president do that? They could all go to Camp David for the lesson. Think about being his home teacher, "Brother President, is there anything we can do for you? Meals, yardwork, someone assasinated.. whatever you need we are here for you and your family."
That would be pretty awesome, I bet you wouldn't miss a month. Otherwise he might call you out during the State of the Union address.
Alright, everyone go do your home teaching and stop being overly amused be these writings. Apollo Forever!!!