DC Dance Party in Da House!!!

No pictures this week (a united sob from the audience), but I do have many words which will paint a picture in your mind. So everyone sit back and open up your imagination's, this sounds like the beginning of a Sesame Street episode. Karissa and I have just returned from a trip to Washington DC. Fear not I will get the pics of the trip up pronto. We saw everything we could in a few days, from the White House to the crazy's that walk about swearing. Ah memories..... We hooked up with B-Rock and went dancing. That Obama can do the hustle like nobody's business!!! He was smooth but the same can not be said for his lovely horse.... I mean wife. But what do you expect from a women that is as broad as a bulldozer, but to her defense she does a mean robot!! So this was a good highlight apart from the many historical sights we saw. We left our house in disarray because of a flood. I am not exaggerating when I say that Noah had nothing on what we had to go through. Maybe that is a bit much but at least Noah did not have to deal with Stove Top floating about his office. But we are dried out now and happy to be home. However, I will not be eating Stove Top stuffing anytime to soon.

December cometh like a Ninja (Throwing Stars Not Included)

A hardy happy December 1st to you all!! I am sure you all enjoyed the turkey day and are feeling the fun regret after. Our Thanksgiving was nothing to brag about so that is all I will say on the matter. Mya is going to be 18 months this week, so that is exciting. She is repeating everything, so no more swears. Just kidding, you can curse around the child if you need too. So what is everyone asking Santa for Christmas? I am hoping for lingerie. I love the way lace and satin caress my skin and it really makes me feel pretty. Karissa thinks I look best in a shear babydoll. I hope you all are able to picture the beauty of me in the outfit, and only the outfit, maybe some heels for the sexy legs. Well enough of my wife's disturbing fantasy and let us rescue our minds from the dark gutter from which it has been placed. It sure is a good thing no one reads my blog otherwise people may think me a bit strange. Okay, go out and party like it is 0 BC, because of Chirstmas, birth of Christ, uhh.... you guys get what I am saying. I gotta go get groceries (check the alliteration), need anything??