Monday, December 1, 2008

December cometh like a Ninja (Throwing Stars Not Included)



A hardy happy December 1st to you all!! I am sure you all enjoyed the turkey day and are feeling the fun regret after. Our Thanksgiving was nothing to brag about so that is all I will say on the matter. Mya is going to be 18 months this week, so that is exciting. She is repeating everything, so no more swears. Just kidding, you can curse around the child if you need too. So what is everyone asking Santa for Christmas? I am hoping for lingerie. I love the way lace and satin caress my skin and it really makes me feel pretty. Karissa thinks I look best in a shear babydoll. I hope you all are able to picture the beauty of me in the outfit, and only the outfit, maybe some heels for the sexy legs. Well enough of my wife's disturbing fantasy and let us rescue our minds from the dark gutter from which it has been placed. It sure is a good thing no one reads my blog otherwise people may think me a bit strange. Okay, go out and party like it is 0 BC, because of Chirstmas, birth of Christ, uhh.... you guys get what I am saying. I gotta go get groceries (check the alliteration), need anything??

6 comments:

  1. hmmmm, all I have to say is 'tmi' :)j/j
    what about your awesome early thanksgiving in AZ??!?!?

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  2. Wow Alex, I would have never thought the babydoll look for you! Hahaha! Well, I'm glad you had a good Thanksgiving! Mya is so cute 18 months holy cow! My how time flys. We'll have to get together and do something again sometime! Merry Christmas if we don't talk to you before then!

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  3. So glad to read your writings again! Mya looks just like a little tourist with her camera and guidebook - such an entertaining little girl. You don't even have to pose her. Great, great story, Alex.

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  4. You are such a weirdo. But I sure do love you! And, by the way--our child is adorable :)!

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  5. Oh, my gosh. You are hilarious. I loved Karissa's comment, too.... she also made me laugh. As long as you stick to baby dolls, I am sure there will be no harm done.... ;)

    Mya looks so much older in those pics than she did just last month... she sure is a cute little girl!!!

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  6. So - Knowing that I am going to be sharing a hotel room with you and Karissa in about 8 days, and then reading this, makes me more than a little nervous. I threw up a little in my mouth. No baby dolls next Friday ok - please?

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