A Few Pictures and News

Welcome all to the year 2009!!! I know I am a few weeks late but I just woke up from the new year eve party. We know how to party here in SLC. I am sure that everyone had an enjoyable Christmas. You can tell from the pictures that Mya loved it. Well with the new year I have started back at school and love every minute. I can say this now because the first day was yesterday. We don't have anything else going on at this time. Our life is fairly boring except for little Miss Mya. I swear that kid is nuts!! She has gotten into setting the table and enjoys putting plates all over the table. We have so much fun, everyday is a party! I hope my time will allow me to keep everyone up to speed on all the fun that goes on. But for now I must leave this entry, less exciting I know but they can't all be great. Go now and be full of pleasure and oranges.

DC Dance Party in Da House!!!

No pictures this week (a united sob from the audience), but I do have many words which will paint a picture in your mind. So everyone sit back and open up your imagination's, this sounds like the beginning of a Sesame Street episode. Karissa and I have just returned from a trip to Washington DC. Fear not I will get the pics of the trip up pronto. We saw everything we could in a few days, from the White House to the crazy's that walk about swearing. Ah memories..... We hooked up with B-Rock and went dancing. That Obama can do the hustle like nobody's business!!! He was smooth but the same can not be said for his lovely horse.... I mean wife. But what do you expect from a women that is as broad as a bulldozer, but to her defense she does a mean robot!! So this was a good highlight apart from the many historical sights we saw. We left our house in disarray because of a flood. I am not exaggerating when I say that Noah had nothing on what we had to go through. Maybe that is a bit much but at least Noah did not have to deal with Stove Top floating about his office. But we are dried out now and happy to be home. However, I will not be eating Stove Top stuffing anytime to soon.

December cometh like a Ninja (Throwing Stars Not Included)

A hardy happy December 1st to you all!! I am sure you all enjoyed the turkey day and are feeling the fun regret after. Our Thanksgiving was nothing to brag about so that is all I will say on the matter. Mya is going to be 18 months this week, so that is exciting. She is repeating everything, so no more swears. Just kidding, you can curse around the child if you need too. So what is everyone asking Santa for Christmas? I am hoping for lingerie. I love the way lace and satin caress my skin and it really makes me feel pretty. Karissa thinks I look best in a shear babydoll. I hope you all are able to picture the beauty of me in the outfit, and only the outfit, maybe some heels for the sexy legs. Well enough of my wife's disturbing fantasy and let us rescue our minds from the dark gutter from which it has been placed. It sure is a good thing no one reads my blog otherwise people may think me a bit strange. Okay, go out and party like it is 0 BC, because of Chirstmas, birth of Christ, uhh.... you guys get what I am saying. I gotta go get groceries (check the alliteration), need anything??

Is Anyone Out There?

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I am sure that no one is reading my blog anymore so I will ramble on using only swear words. Nah, I can't think of that many anyway. For anyone who reads this, I have been very delinquent in upkeep on the old blog. I got real busy trying to start my company in August. If you want to see the site it is, www.lastwordstudios.com. The rest of the time is spent partying with Miss Mya. The kid is a nut!! I swear she is crazy. Mya has no fear about climbing or jumping off of anything. But so far nothing broken, just some bumps and bruises. She was Supergirl for Halloween and looked great. Karissa is having so much fun working, NOT!! A bit depressing working with folks in foreclosure and all. We are planning a trip to DC in December which will be wicked awesome. Maybe I will see Obama. If I did I would be like,"Hey you're like a terrorist. Be cool and don't blow up my house". Then he would be like,"Solid! I can dig it my man". That would be an awesome conversation, the kind that only dreams are made of and more. For all those wondering, no I do not think Obama is a terrorist. But his wife could easliy pass for a spot at the Kentucky Derby. She is huge!!! She probably threatened Barrack to run for president. "You be president or I will break you in two." I would be scared of her too. Barrack our prayers go out to you in trying to avoid your wife. Well, kids this is all for the return of the mack/blog. I will write again soon, so make sure you become one of my followers to find out about all the fun and adventure there is to have. Word to your Mothers.

Great Start for July

Happy 5th of July to everyone!! I am sure each of you had a wicked bash to celebrate our independence. In honor of the founding fathers we blew stuff up!! Actually I did not but our great neighbors did around midnight. I went outside and shook my cane at them and told them to cut off that racket. I need my beauty sleep, this sweet piece of man candy does not just happen. I would like to announce that my wife and I celebrated our fifth anniversary on the 1st!!! Yeah that's right, she stayed for five years. I know some people owe me money. I actually believe that Karissa has not made a run for the border yet because she thinks I have a large inheritance coming to me. But don't tell her that there is nothing, it will be our little secret, hee hee. We saw the most romantic movie, "Hulk", isn't that sweet, the big green man is hitting everyone, reminds me of our wedding. Then Karissa got sick at dinner, and we went home early. I would have to say that this date is in my top five, well.........................
at least top ten. As for Mya, she is the noisest freakin' kid out there! I am not joking. We went to the mall and there was a ton of kids, and she blew them all away. Other than being a banshee she is adorable and fun. We also took her on the boat for the first time. Mya had fun, all the rest of us discovered that we are out of shape. My body said to me after the experience,"Oh, so you can't sit around for a year and then do activities. Dang, Twinkie the Kid lied to me!" Alright, it is off to bed for our little clan. One note, tonight after Karissa laid Mya down and was leaving, Mya rolled over and said, "See ya". She is a cute kid. Peace to all my peeps, both chicks and bunnies.

Oodles of Pictures in a week

My dear wife informed me that I was doing a insufficient job of posting pictures, so here are a gaggle. These pictures tell a lot of what we have been doing. We had Mya 's birthday numero uno on the 5th. Karissa made Mya the wicked butterfly cake. She ate with a spoon and was very methodical about the whole thing. I proceeded to recreate a dishwasher in cake form. I did this because the dishwasher is Mya's favorite toy. So you can check out the picture of our cakes, and yes there is a floor, rug, and plant made from fondant. Check out the pics of Mya jammin' on Rockstar!! If you are not excited that is fine, Mya will do it for you. The last picture is our band of misfits at my sister's wedding on the 7th. Along with all of this Father's Day just came around, and I got waffles!! My wife is totally awesome, and smokin' Hot!!!! So we have been busy as bees, minus making honey. Oh yeah, I am starting my own business doing video editing for weddings and stuff. So if anyone has videos they would like me to put together let me know. I did Kaiti's wedding video and it turned out great. Email if you want or tell all the people you ever meet and they can email me. Well thanks for reading and all of you go eat something, you look to thin.

Mya of the Carribean: Cursed Nipples of Fortune

I know I have slacked in my blogging efforts but ye behold, the World shall be blessed with another blog entry. There was much rejoicing!! As you can see from the video, Miss Mya is walking. Now she looks like a drunken sailor baby. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a baby's life for me. Pass the bottle around but bring your own nipples! Well it is becoming spring and the weather is getting warmer, it also means that we are about a week away from Mya's 1st birthday. I would like to congratulate Mya on her perseverance through her first year of life. Not an easy job considering the father. If anyone wants to get her a present, then she really wants a new Macbook. I will post pictures of the wicked party that is going to go down. But goodbye for now, and a merry June to you all.